"I don't know, people are always saying there's a dinosaur in the gardens. In the jungle bit. Don't tell me if it's not true, it's pretty much the only myth about this place I like. Straighten up here," she segues back into instructing, setting a hand on his shoulder to direct, pressing bent knuckles against muscle groups, "Use these, not this.

"Probably the smart choice. I've seen people fight dinosaurs before, they're no joke."